My idiot roommate thinks he cleaned the bathroom last week. Uh no, I think I would remember cleaning the bathroom since I had to do it with a broken foot. Just look at the schedule I made for you, goddamn moron. He was supposed to clean it Sunday and it's almost Wednesday now. He's got no fucking excuse. He doesn't have a job, he skips his classes, he has no other engagements... you'd think he could manage to do a half-hour of work every two weeks.
This guy is such a douche.
